An artist designed and authored device to simplify any video input to its mean average color. Each frame is converted to a single line of color in real-time and presented as scrolling pure color striping. The result constantly shifts and modulates based entirely on the input while the accompanying soundtrack is synched and unaltered. In this incarnation, using the provided remote, the viewer can surf Time/Warner Cable's complete offerings as a pure abstraction. The device can accept any video input.